http://desitoofan.com/ Indian Jokes, Humour, Funny Videos, Email Forwards, Bollywood Timepass and more.. Mon, 21 May 2012 02:00:20 -0500 http://backend.userland.com/rss/ XOOPS Santa Banta Ghanta Singh Jokes desitoofan at gmail dot com desitoofan at gmail dot com en http://desitoofan.com/images/logo.gif http://desitoofan.com/ 144 80 http://desitoofan.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=60 Santa Singh, Banta Singh, and Ghanta Singh escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Santa, 'Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!'<br /><br />Santa jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away... Santa slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.<br /><br />'C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Banta. 'Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!' says Banta. 'No! We like you! Just jump!'<br /><br />'OK' says Santa and jumps.<br /><br />SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and he's flattened on the pavement like a pancake.<br /><br />Finally, Ghanta steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell 'Jump! You have to jump!'<br /><br />'No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!' yelled Ghanta.<br /><br />'No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!'<br /><br />'Look,' Ghanta Singh says, 'nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it...' Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:28:00 -0600 http://desitoofan.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=60